{"id":10044,"date":"2012-05-01T00:05:48","date_gmt":"2012-05-01T07:05:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.peterfever.com\/blog\/?p=10044"},"modified":"2012-05-01T00:05:48","modified_gmt":"2012-05-01T07:05:48","slug":"tricked-into-screwing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2012\/05\/01\/tricked-into-screwing\/","title":{"rendered":"Tricked into Screwing"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_10045\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10045\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/Join.PeterFever.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10045\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2012\/05\/01\/tricked-into-screwing\/table-leg\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Table-Leg.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,450\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Table Leg Assembly\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Table Leg Assembly&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Table-Leg-600x250.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10045 \" title=\"Table Leg Assembly\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Table-Leg.jpg\" alt=\"Table Leg Assembly\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Table-Leg.jpg 600w, https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Table-Leg-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Table-Leg-75x55.jpg 75w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10045\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Table Leg Assembly<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><\/h4>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10046\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10046\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/Join.PeterFever.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10046\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2012\/05\/01\/tricked-into-screwing\/stool-building\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Stool-Building.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"300,400\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Building a Stool\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Building a Stool&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Stool-Building-300x250.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10046 \" title=\"Building a Stool\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Stool-Building.jpg\" alt=\"Building a Stool\" width=\"300\" height=\"400\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Stool-Building.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Stool-Building-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10046\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Building a Stool<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #666699;\">I was <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">tricked<\/span>. My buddy asked me to come over to his apartment to hang out and have some drinks. I stopped by after training at the gym in my sweatpants and shorts to chill and relax. We had a few drinks and played some video games and then he asked me to assemble his furniture from IKEA. I was thinking this it would be easy and I could finish it in no time. I started working on a stool and then he convinced me to work on his dining table, so by the time I was done I spent over 1 \u00bd hours on <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">screwing<\/span> everything together. Since when did IKEA products became so time consuming?<\/span><\/h4>\n<h1 style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\"><a title=\"Join PeterFever\" href=\"http:\/\/Join.PeterFever.com\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff; text-decoration: underline;\">Join.PeterFever.com<\/span><\/a><\/span><\/span><\/h1>\n<figure id=\"attachment_10047\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10047\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/join.peterfever.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10047\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2012\/05\/01\/tricked-into-screwing\/peter-le-conquers-ikea\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Peter-Le-Conquers-Ikea.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"550,679\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Peter Le Conquers Ikea\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Peter Le Conquers Ikea&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Peter-Le-Conquers-Ikea-550x250.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10047 \" title=\"Peter Le Conquers Ikea\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Peter-Le-Conquers-Ikea.jpg\" alt=\"Peter Le Conquers Ikea\" width=\"550\" height=\"679\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Peter-Le-Conquers-Ikea.jpg 550w, https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/Peter-Le-Conquers-Ikea-243x300.jpg 243w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10047\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Peter Le Conquers Ikea<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was tricked. My buddy asked me to come over to his apartment to hang out and have some drinks. I stopped by after training at the gym in my sweatpants and shorts to chill and relax. 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