{"id":11559,"date":"2012-08-31T00:03:00","date_gmt":"2012-08-31T07:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.peterfever.com\/blog\/?p=11559"},"modified":"2012-08-31T00:20:15","modified_gmt":"2012-08-31T07:20:15","slug":"toying-with-the-tsa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2012\/08\/31\/toying-with-the-tsa\/","title":{"rendered":"TOYING WITH THE TSA"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"Pack<\/a>
Pack Full of Surprises<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

So, I blogged about my friend Cassie\u2019s awesome wedding earlier this week \u2013 today I\u2019m wanted to tell you guys about what happened when I was traveling back to Chicago.<\/span><\/h3>\n

I spent the week before the wedding in San Diego, working and hanging out with friends in LA. I brought a bag full of toys with me \u2013 cock rings, dildos, penis pump. You name it, I probably had it with me.\u00a0<\/span>As I\u2019m waiting at the baggage claim in Chicago I pick all of my bags but one was missing \u2013 the bag full of my toys.<\/span><\/h3>\n
\"Hope<\/a>
Hope I Pumped Up the TSA<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

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I was starting to get worried but my bag full of goodies finally appeared last on the conveyor belt. I get back to my place and as I\u2019m unpacking my stuff I open the toy bag only to find a huge slip of paper on top declaring \u201cTHE CONTENTS OF THIS BAG HAVE BEEN INSPECTED BY THE TSA\u201d \u2013 I was cracking up imagining the poor TSA person that had to inspect all of my toys by hand especially because I know where they\u2019ve been. I think the other TSA officer who gave me a pat down got the better end of the deal, wouldn\u2019t you agree?<\/span><\/h3>\n
\"Boys<\/a>
Boys and Their Toys<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So, I blogged about my friend Cassie\u2019s awesome wedding earlier this week \u2013 today I\u2019m wanted to tell you guys about what happened when I was traveling back to Chicago. I spent the week before the wedding in San Diego, […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11563,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19],"tags":[666,40,2029,2230,2478,103,2477,131,132,251,2476,3,184,2475,896,2479,2221],"class_list":{"0":"post-11559","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-daily-update","8":"tag-airport","9":"tag-asian","10":"tag-blog-peterfever-com","11":"tag-chicago","12":"tag-cock-rings","13":"tag-condoms","14":"tag-dildos","15":"tag-hard-on","16":"tag-hardon","17":"tag-los-angeles","18":"tag-penis-pump","19":"tag-peter-le","20":"tag-sex","21":"tag-sex-toys","22":"tag-sexy","23":"tag-tsa","24":"tag-wedding"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/08\/head1.jpg","wps_subtitle":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pZ6qn-30r","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11559","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11559"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11559\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":11578,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11559\/revisions\/11578"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11559"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11559"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11559"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}