{"id":12160,"date":"2012-10-12T00:02:21","date_gmt":"2012-10-12T07:02:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.peterfever.com\/blog\/?p=12160"},"modified":"2012-10-12T00:02:21","modified_gmt":"2012-10-12T07:02:21","slug":"vampires-are-so-last-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2012\/10\/12\/vampires-are-so-last-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Vampires are so Last Year"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"Tanning<\/a>
Tanning Rooms<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

I was blogging the other day about having to actually wear clothes outside now that Chicago is getting cold and I’m finding this is a big bummer for two reasons. One, I can’t walk around half naked all day showing off my muscles and two, with all the clothes I’m wearing I’m not getting any sun! I am starting to look like one of those Twilight vampires. (Although let’s be honest, I would be one of the werewolves, those vampires are too skinny.)\u00a0<\/span>But seriously, I hate getting so pale I look like I match the stark white walls of my apartment.<\/span><\/h3>\n
\"Buff<\/a>
Buff Muscle and Tan Skin<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Thankfully, I found a great place that has some tanning beds so I can get a little infusion of vitamin D before I waste away. Don’t worry, I’m wearing sunscreen because unless I’m at one of my bodybuilding shows, I know the Oompa Loompa look is even worse than the vampire pallor.\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n
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Some Nice Color, Don’t You Think?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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