{"id":12965,"date":"2012-12-17T23:57:17","date_gmt":"2012-12-18T07:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.peterfever.com\/blog\/?p=12965"},"modified":"2012-12-17T23:57:17","modified_gmt":"2012-12-18T07:57:17","slug":"peter-says-no-to-pussy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2012\/12\/17\/peter-says-no-to-pussy\/","title":{"rendered":"Peter Says “No” to Pussy"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"Sorry<\/a>
Sorry Can’t Sleep with You Anymore<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

It’s sad to say that I can’t be around pussy anymore. Yep, I found out the other day. I’ve been having seasonal allergies every year around summer and when it was over I stopped having allergies. This year, my allergies haven’t stopped. I had a follow up with my doctor and she said I was allergic to my cat “Dragon Lily” but I call her “Chicken Lily” because she loves to eat my chicken dinner. My only option now is to kick her out of my bed and continue to take my pills. It’s hard to keep her away from me at night because she has been cuddling with me during the cold Chicago nights. For all the pussy in the world, I can’t sleep with you; it’s doctor’s order. \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/h3>\n
\"Pussy<\/a>
Pussy All Wrapped Up<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Cats<\/a>
Cats Out of the Bag<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n
\"Chicken<\/a>
Chicken Lily<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s sad to say that I can’t be around pussy anymore. Yep, I found out the other day. I’ve been having seasonal allergies every year around summer and when it was over I stopped having allergies. This year, my allergies […] More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12970,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2242,19],"tags":[82,2690,2689,40,2029,2230,1667,1069,2688,49,50,2563,3,2691,688,2692,1568],"class_list":{"0":"post-12965","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-chicago-2","8":"category-daily-update","9":"tag-abs","10":"tag-allergic-reaction","11":"tag-allergy","12":"tag-asian","13":"tag-blog-peterfever-com","14":"tag-chicago","15":"tag-chicken","16":"tag-dinner","17":"tag-doctor","18":"tag-gay","19":"tag-gay-asian","20":"tag-medicine","21":"tag-peter-le","22":"tag-pills","23":"tag-pussy","24":"tag-seasonal-allergies","25":"tag-sleep"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/12\/Peter-Says-No-to-Pussy_header.jpg","wps_subtitle":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pZ6qn-3n7","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12965","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12965"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12965\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12974,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12965\/revisions\/12974"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12965"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12965"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12965"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}