{"id":26676,"date":"2014-04-23T23:55:48","date_gmt":"2014-04-24T06:55:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.peterfever.com\/blog\/?p=26676"},"modified":"2014-04-23T23:55:48","modified_gmt":"2014-04-24T06:55:48","slug":"what-animal-would-i-be","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2014\/04\/23\/what-animal-would-i-be\/","title":{"rendered":"What Animal Would I Be?"},"content":{"rendered":"
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I visited the San Diego zoo the other day and a lot has changed since I was there 10 years ago. I scheduled a private tour of the zoo with my family; it\u2019s an easy way to get around on a golf cart and it covers 75% of the park. I was asked “if you can be any animal what would I be and why? <\/span><\/h3>\n

I would definitely be an elephant living at San Diego zoo. They treat their elephants like kings. They even have a special area for other elephants to retire. When I heard retirement I thought to myself, how hard is an elephant\u2019s life before they retire? I mean they get bathed, feed, and treated like celebrities. During retirement, they get all that plus weekly manicures and they get to live in a state of the art facility. Anyways, you are going to have to check out the retirement center for elephants at the zoo yourself and see what I mean.<\/span><\/h3>\n
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