{"id":29882,"date":"2015-08-22T23:30:04","date_gmt":"2015-08-23T06:30:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.peterfever.com\/blog\/?p=29882"},"modified":"2015-08-22T02:23:28","modified_gmt":"2015-08-22T09:23:28","slug":"sex-toys-as-gifts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2015\/08\/22\/sex-toys-as-gifts\/","title":{"rendered":"Sex Toys as Gifts?"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_10927\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-10927\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.peterfever.com\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"10927\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2012\/06\/29\/nerdy-or-distinguished\/nerdy\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Nerdy.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"600,450\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"Are Sex Toy Gifts to Much?\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt;Are Sex Toy Gifts to Much?&lt;\/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Nerdy-600x250.jpg\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10927\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Nerdy.jpg\" alt=\"Are Sex Toy Gifts to Much?\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Nerdy.jpg 600w, https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Nerdy-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/Nerdy-75x55.jpg 75w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-10927\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Are Sex Toy Gifts to Much?<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #666699;\">I have a funny story I want to tell you. It was my buddy Alex&#8217;s birthday recently and I wanted to get him a\u00a0funny gift so I bought him a sex toy as a joke. I got him a Fleshjack, wrapped it up in gift wrap, and had it shipped to his house just in time for his birthday party. Little did I know, I forgot to include my name on the gift. His family collected all the presents he received and kept them from him until it was time to open them at the party. When it was time, his family and friends all sat together to watch him unwrap his gifts. After opening gifts after gifts, he finally got to my present and had no clue who it was from.\u00a0He pulled it out of its and box and\u00a0there in the middle of everyone holding up the Fleshjack trying to figure out what it was. It dawned on him and he got really embarrassed and realized out who it was from. His mom and dad kept asking what it was. I couldn&#8217;t stop laughing when he told me.<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\"><span style=\"color: #666699;\">Have you ever received a sex toy for a gift? What did you think? Leave me some comments! I wanna hear some funny stories!<\/span><\/h3>\n<h3 style=\"text-align: justify;\">\u00a0<div id=\"polls-47\" class=\"wp-polls\">\n\t<form id=\"polls_form_47\" class=\"wp-polls-form\" action=\"\/index.php\" method=\"post\">\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" id=\"poll_47_nonce\" name=\"wp-polls-nonce\" value=\"08648c5afc\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"display: none;\"><input type=\"hidden\" name=\"poll_id\" value=\"47\" \/><\/p>\n\t\t<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Are Sex Toys a Weird Gift to Give?<\/strong><\/p><div id=\"polls-47-ans\" class=\"wp-polls-ans\"><ul class=\"wp-polls-ul\">\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-193\" name=\"poll_47\" value=\"193\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-193\">No, I would want one!<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-194\" name=\"poll_47\" value=\"194\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-194\">At least give it to me in private.<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<li><input type=\"radio\" id=\"poll-answer-195\" name=\"poll_47\" value=\"195\" \/> <label for=\"poll-answer-195\">Yes, Can't you think of something else?<\/label><\/li>\n\t\t<\/ul><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><input type=\"button\" name=\"vote\" value=\"   Vote   \" class=\"Buttons\" onclick=\"poll_vote(47);\" \/><\/p><p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"#ViewPollResults\" onclick=\"poll_result(47); return false;\" title=\"View Results Of This Poll\">View Results<\/a><\/p><\/div>\n\t<\/form>\n<\/div>\n<div id=\"polls-47-loading\" class=\"wp-polls-loading\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-polls\/images\/loading.gif\" width=\"16\" height=\"16\" alt=\"Loading ...\" title=\"Loading ...\" class=\"wp-polls-image\" \/>&nbsp;Loading ...<\/div>\n<\/h3>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a funny story I want to tell you. It was my buddy Alex&#8217;s birthday recently and I wanted to get him a\u00a0funny gift so I bought him a sex toy as a joke. I got him a Fleshjack, [&hellip;] <a class=\"g1-link g1-link-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2015\/08\/22\/sex-toys-as-gifts\/\">More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12256,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[19,405],"tags":[40,548,1655,2029,4087,3736,296,4089,4086,1314,805,49,2783,4088,1924,404,3,1364,571,2566,184,2475,821],"class_list":{"0":"post-29882","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-daily-update","8":"category-sexual-tips","9":"tag-asian","10":"tag-birthday","11":"tag-blog","12":"tag-blog-peterfever-com","13":"tag-comment","14":"tag-daily","15":"tag-family","16":"tag-family-and-friends","17":"tag-fleshjack","18":"tag-friends","19":"tag-funny","20":"tag-gay","21":"tag-gift","22":"tag-joke-gift","23":"tag-laugh","24":"tag-party","25":"tag-peter-le","26":"tag-poll","27":"tag-porn","28":"tag-present","29":"tag-sex","30":"tag-sex-toys","31":"tag-survey"},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/birthday-gift_header.jpg","wps_subtitle":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pZ6qn-7LY","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29882","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=29882"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29882\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29888,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/29882\/revisions\/29888"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12256"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=29882"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=29882"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=29882"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}