{"id":3561,"date":"2011-02-20T00:01:36","date_gmt":"2011-02-20T08:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.peterfever.com\/blog\/?p=3561"},"modified":"2011-03-03T01:35:53","modified_gmt":"2011-03-03T09:35:53","slug":"peterfever-aka-cookie-monster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.peterfever.com\/index.php\/2011\/02\/20\/peterfever-aka-cookie-monster\/","title":{"rendered":"PeterFever aka Cookie Monster"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\"PeterFever<\/a>
PeterFever the Cookie Monster<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

So I was walking out of the grocery store the other day and four little Girl Scouts jumped in front of me and said, \u201cWant to buy some Girl Scout cookies? It helps support us so we can go to camp this summer\u2026Please?\u201d Talk about a hard sell, how could I resist those little, innocent, sad eyes asking me you to buy some cookies? They reminded me of my little niece, so I couldn\u2019t say no.<\/p>\n

Then they really got me. So that\u2019s one box from each of us which mean 4 boxes. What? I don\u2019t remember agreeing to that. But what could I do, I figured I would just take them over my brother\u2019s house and my niece and nephew could eat them.<\/p>\n

I got home and put them on the kitchen counter. As you know I eat every few hours. I was getting a little hungry so I decided to open one of the boxes and have a chocolate covered, caramel, coconut cookie. Well my goal was just to eat a couple and give the rest away. By day three, I was down to only 2 cookies left out of the 4 boxes. What can I say, sometimes I just crave cookies; they are one of my guilty pleasures.<\/p>\n

\"PeterFever<\/a>
PeterFever the Cookie Monster<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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