Let me tell you guys a funny story. While I was in Arizona for The Phoenix Forum, I stayed at this nice hotel called the Aloft. After attending seminars all day and spending a lot of time under the hot sun, I just wanted to jump into the pool. I got back to the hotel and started stripping out of my clothes and getting into my speedo when our housekeeper barges in, “HOUSEKEEPING!” So, when she saw me butt naked in the bathroom, it was the funniest thing, all she could say was “That’s the biggest Asian cock I’ve seen!” and just stood there looking at my cock. She stayed to tidy up the room, but I could tell she was trying to peek some more – she definitely caught the fever.
When I was leaving and checking out, I wanted to leave her a memento, so I left her the speedo she saw me in and a note. I wish I was there to see her face when she picks up her tip. I don’t think she’ll be washing this dirty laundry anytime soon ;).