If you know me, you know I’m a pretty impatient guy. I want things to happen, things need to happen, and this barbecue just is not happening! Jessie and Trey are over there playing with the grill and we all know Rick and Robin are never coming back. Fuck, we need to get this party started! Dayton and I are about to rescue this barbecue with some booze. He follows me upstairs to grab some drinks for the guys, and guess what happens? No tequila! Damn no barbecue and no drinks, I guess all there is left to do is have a party of my own and fuck the lifeguard. I’ve always wanted to get saved by a dreamy lifeguard when all hope is lost and thank him in the only way I know – a good suck and fuck session.
Watch me and Dayton give a whole new meaning to Happy Hour in this week’s episode, “Drinks Anyone?”
