What Animal Would I Be?

I visited the San Diego zoo the other day and a lot has changed since I was there 10 years ago. I scheduled a private tour of the zoo with my family; it’s an easy way to get around on a golf cart and it covers 75% of the park. I was asked “if you can be any animal what would I be and why?

I would definitely be an elephant living at San Diego zoo. They treat their elephants like kings. They even have a special area for other elephants to retire. When I heard retirement I thought to myself, how hard is an elephant’s life before they retire? I mean they get bathed, feed, and treated like celebrities. During retirement, they get all that plus weekly manicures and they get to live in a state of the art facility. Anyways, you are going to have to check out the retirement center for elephants at the zoo yourself and see what I mean.