I swear the police just have some kind of grudge against me. It seems like every time I go to LA they slam me with a ticket. I knew there would be crazy holiday traffic going down the day before Thanksgiving, so I waited until after 8pm to drive down. Traffic was still pretty bad and I arrived at my friend’s place at around 2:30am. I was very tired, so I park on the street in front of his house, but I forgot there’s no street parking allowed. Next thing I know, my friend is waking my ass up shouting about the cops. I looked out the window and they were standing in front of my car sticking a ticket on the windshield. I thought I had been asleep for a few hours, but it had only been about 10 minutes after I parked and feel asleep. My engine was still warm. Talk about bad timing. It’s like the cops were waiting for me to show up. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed your holiday weekend!