Hot Cops, Fat Cops

There’s nothing sexier than a hot cop, but I have to say I’ve been disappointed with the cops I’ve seen in LA. As you know I’m from the San Francisco Bay Area and our cops are very fit and hot. But I’ve been traveling a lot to LA lately for photo shoots and for K-Town and I have to say there are a lot of fat cops in LA. When you see a big gut hanging 8 inches over his belt and a baggy uniform, you don’t feel ‘protected’. I’m actually thinking, “This guy is going to drop dead any second from a clogged artery where the donuts got stuck.”

It is funny because when you think of LA, you think of hot and trendy angels who are dressed to impress while they are waiting to make it big in movies and TV. Even the homeless in LA are decent looking. So naturally you would assume that the cops would be just as trendy and fit, WRONG!

I was at a Poquito Mas restaurant (Spanish meaning “a little more”) and noticed an overweight California Highway Patrol (CHP) Officer waiting for his order. I was shocked to see that he looked like a young, overgrown college student with a beer belly wearing a baggy uniform. He was closer to what you would expect a mall security guard to look like, not someone in the CHP.

From video "Search Warrant" on
From video "Search Warrant" on

I love to eat at Poquito Mas, so after going there a few days in a row I noticed this place is popular for cops to hangout. It was like Déjà vu, every day I would see more and more fat cops. I’m not sure what the restaurant was feeding them, but just watching them wobble in motivated me to run for at least 30 minutes a day.

If you ever have a chance to compare cops from the SF Bay Area with LA, you will agree that there is no competition; all our boys in uniform the bay area are fit and hot!

Written by PeterFever

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