Worse Massage Ever

Whenever I travel, I like getting a message after I land to loosen my muscles after sitting for hours. The time difference between San Francisco and New York is three hours, so when I landed at 6:30 in the morning, my internal clock was still set to 3:30 a.m. My buddy Joe met me at the airport, we went to breakfast, and then we went to his place to drop off my bag. I decided not to take a nap because I didn’t want to miss anything since I was going to be there for only a few days.

We started walking around New York and I noticed a spa around the corner from Joe’s place. Perfect, because my body was aching from the plane ride. I went in and was greeted by a lady who wanted to know if I would like an hour body massage which sounded great.

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She took me to my room and told me to get undressed and to lie down under the towel. The room was cold and since I don’t have much body fat, I get chilled easily. A minute later another woman came in to give me the message. She didn’t say anything to me or even ask if I needed her to concentrate on any part of my body.

She started by spilling massage oil all over my back, seemed like she was afraid to touch me because it was way too soft, and was coughing the entire time. WTF, coughing while massaging me? I asked her repeatedly to massage me harder, but she refused to respond. After about 15 minutes, I had enough and got up off the table, got dressed and walked out. This was the first time I have ever done this, but it was really the worse massage ever.

Written by PeterFever


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  1. Hey Peter,If i was you in That massage room, The Minute i heard that woman cough I would immediately without a shed of hesitation tell her to Cover her MOUTHE! that is disgustingly rude.
    I was in a cafe a week or so ago and the waitress had a cold and was coughing on and off behind the counter.
    But the minute she was to bring my bacon and egg muffin over and when i seen her ough into it and over it.
    I immediately stopped her and told her Im not eating that I seen you just cough all over it . I then proceeded to the On duty manager and told him im not paying for that food after she had just infected it,
    And all they would say was sorry .Well SORRY doesnt cut the mustard i didnt forget the incident nad reported the whole incident to a Federal Dept of health which they took care of and innitiated a full investaigation which would entail hygeing food hygeine and cleanliness of the said premises.

  2. haha, members will know that Peter-shallow-massage-rejection-move from a video…your beauty just paralyzed her! With your looks, no wonder people start to behave funny around you…maybe coughing was her way to express…excitement… 😉

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