Why do people always ask me to guess their age? I mean, how am I supposed to respond to the question? People don’t really want to hear the truth anyway; otherwise they wouldn’t ask me in the first place. They would rather you tell a ‘white lie’ and say they look young when they don’t. I’m pretty good at guessing peoples ages too, so I’m always put in a bad spot.
I was out at a bar the other night and this guy came up to me and his opening line was, “How old do you think I am?” I’m more critical when it comes to guessing a guy’s age because women are more sensitive. I look at the fine details like wrinkles under the neck and on the back of the hands, grey hair, and creases when the person smiles. I figured he was in his late 30’s but I said 31. He was excited to tell me 38. Sometimes I don’t feel like playing and I will tell them what I actually think and guys normally brush it off.
Women on the other hand don’t brush off a close guess well. I can understand that because they spend more time and money on beauty products and make-up, and then they take hours to put everything on. This one MILF came up to me in the gym and asked me to guess her age; I said early 40’s when she was obviously close to 50. She seemed so much happier the rest of the time I saw her walking around the gym. I knew if I had guessed it right, she would have felt awful for the rest of the day and I didn’t want that on my conscious.
I think that telling a white lie when it comes to guessing a person’s age is much better than disappointing them with the truth. And I believe that if people believe they look younger, they will actually feel and act younger.
How old is Peter anyways???
You mean “I don’t want that on my conscience” not .”…conscious”
MILF… Mother I’d Like to F*ck.
peter.please tell me what is “MILF”?what is “brush it off”?and what is mean:”I always put in a bad spot”?
Thanks peter!!
William
MILF = Mother I’d like to fuck (thanks Anonymous)
Brush it off = When you don’t let people or things affect you, your mood, or your decision. So I’m basically saying that guy CAN brush it off but most women CANNOT which causes a change in their mood.
Bad spot = A situation that makes you feel uncomfortable because you may hurt someone’s feelings or you feel awkward having to make a decision.
Dear peter,this is the reason what everyone likes you!lol……
I miss you so much!!take care youself!!
Just tell them the truth, it’s not ur fault they have low self esteem. I don’t care about age and what people guess.
U r so cute (:
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