I’ve been in many parts of South East Asia, where restrooms range from holes in the ground, to toilets that wash and dry my ass when I’m finished. In Japan, I can find both in the same restroom, from squat toilets to the latest fully automatic bidets.
I’m wondering why anyone would want to squat, when they have the most advanced technology sitting right next to it that cleans my butt, flushes and refreshes the bowl while it plays music so no one can hear me splash. Even the seat is warm. When I’m done, it feels like someone just tossed my salad while I was drinking a mint julep. Hmmm, maybe I should get one of these at home.
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