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Peter’s New Year’s Resolution

When I was growing up, I thought that jacking off or talking about it was embarrassing. None of my friends or family talked about it or showed you how to do it; I thought it was a bad thing. I mean, my parents wouldn’t allow me to watch MTV back then because it promoted sex. From 7th – 10th grades, I made an annual resolution not to jack off anymore. My longest streak was 10 days. My hormones were raging and I couldn’t control myself. After that, I realized I shouldn’t make impossible New Year’s resolutions; so here are my resolutions for 2012:

1) Completely stop training clients on Tuesday and Thursday, so I have more time for myself

2) Hang out with friends at least once a week

3) Make sure every Wednesday is really a Hump Day

What's Your Resolution?
What's Your Resolution?

Written by PeterFever


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