When there are no funny movies in the theaters, I like to hang out at comedy clubs. I love a good laugh; it makes a stressful day melt away. So I went to the Improv last night with friends to help support some up-and-coming local comedians. It was the good, the bad, and the ugly. Some were hilarious while others didn’t even make sense. You know they are bad when the whole place goes dead silent. I actually felt bad for that guy.
Most of the comedians were good and with a little more practice they could be great. One joke that I liked went something like this:
I’ve been watching a lot of porn lately, but there was this one video that confused me more than anything. Basically there’s an 80 year old woman dressed up as a high school girl. Ok, I get that some people are into older women and I also get the school girl thing, but why put them together? So the guy in the scene kept dick slapping this old woman and all I kept thinking was, she’s got a learning disability buddy; if she hasn’t graduated high school after 60 years she needs a tutor not a cock in her face. Then the guy in the video said he was going to call her parents and all I could think was, they have been dead since the 80’s.