My birthday is only a couple weeks away and I’ve finally got it all planned out. I’ve been looking forward to my birthday this year. I’ve decided to keep things small and intimate with just some of my closest friends. We will start out at a protein diet wonderland, a Brazilian steak house. If you haven’t been to a Brazilian churrasco steak house, it’s an all-you-can-eat feast of Brazilian BBQ meat served by men with huge swords. I’ve got a big, big appetite and I’ve been fantasizing about this part of my birthday for weeks. After dinner we’re going to hit the clubs, get crazy, and I’m going to get naked, but that’s not half as exciting to me as the thought of stuffing my face with all the juicy meat I can possibly dream of. But don’t worry, I’ll share.