TOYING WITH THE TSA

So, I blogged about my friend Cassie’s awesome wedding earlier this week – today I’m wanted to tell you guys about what happened when I was traveling back to Chicago.

I spent the week before the wedding in San Diego, working and hanging out with friends in LA. I brought a bag full of toys with me – cock rings, dildos, penis pump. You name it, I probably had it with me. As I’m waiting at the baggage claim in Chicago I pick all of my bags but one was missing – the bag full of my toys.

I was starting to get worried but my bag full of goodies finally appeared last on the conveyor belt. I get back to my place and as I’m unpacking my stuff I open the toy bag only to find a huge slip of paper on top declaring “THE CONTENTS OF THIS BAG HAVE BEEN INSPECTED BY THE TSA” – I was cracking up imagining the poor TSA person that had to inspect all of my toys by hand especially because I know where they’ve been. I think the other TSA officer who gave me a pat down got the better end of the deal, wouldn’t you agree?