Ready to Party in 5 Minutes (Redux)

So I edited my St Patrick’s video that was “Rejected” by YouTube. Take a look at the new video and tell me what you think?

This is an instruction video on how to get ready to go out and party in just five minutes. This includes a shower scene, me drying myself off, getting my underwear and clothes on. Remember to wear Old Spice, use toner on your face before you moisturize. Tell me how you like my green underwear. I wore it so people wouldn’t pinch my butt cheeks at the club like usual. Fitted jeans and a beat that you can early remove to spank people with later is a must. Now don’t forget to use some eye cream and hair product; got to look good all night. Most importantly is mouth rinse, got to smell good for kissing. Now do one final check before you head out to party. Let’s Party!

Below is the part that I cut out from the video. It was too much for them.